February 24, 2010

Duh Mom

Meggie: Why am I wearing this shirt?
Me: Because it says 'Navy' on it. Daddy's in the Navy.
Meggie: No, he's not Mom. He's in the garage.

Meggie's trying to learn the basics of potty training. This conversation made me laugh and laugh.
Meggie: I have to go potty Mama.
Me: Ok. Let's hurry to the potty.
Meg undresses and sits on the potty and strains her little face.
Me: Are you going to go pee pee?
Meggie: Nope, I can't go pee pee Mom. I don't have a Penis.
(according to big brother, that's a requirement to go pee. Misinformation is not our friend.)

While watching me dress the other day, she commented
"You have big ones, and me and daddy have small ones. That's good."

Also overheard the other day : "My baby has hair in her eyes. She needs a haircut. I need a haircut too. Where does mommy keep the scissors?"  Way up high, little one. Where you will never find them on your own.

1 comment:

Katidid said...

I laughed all the way through this post. Kids say the darndest things don't they?:) Thanks for sharing the fun! :)